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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Friends are our chosen family.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.