Funny Quotes / Friends

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

All the best people are crazy.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friends are our chosen family.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.