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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.