Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends are our chosen family.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।