Funny Quotes / Friends

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।