Funny Quotes / Friends

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

All the best people are crazy.