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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.