Funny Quotes / Friends

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.