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गुलाल की लाली, पिचकारी की धार, खुशियों से भरा हो आपका संसार। प्रेम और दोस्ती का यह त्योहार, लाए जीवन में नई बहार।

Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

A true friend stabs you in the front.