Funny Quotes / Friends

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.