Funny Quotes / Friends

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Our craziness made us best friends.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.