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गांधी जयंती पर राष्ट्रपिता को प्रणाम। उनके सत्य और अहिंसा के सिद्धांत, आज भी विश्व को शांति का मार्ग दिखाते हैं। आइए, उनके दिखाए रास्ते पर चलें।

Funny Quotes / Friends

Welcome to our collection of hilarious quotes for friends! Here, you'll find the perfect blend of humor and camaraderie, celebrating the joy of friendship through laughter. Share these funny quotes with your friends and create unforgettable memories together!

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Friends are our chosen family.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

All the best people are crazy.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.