Funny Quotes / Friends

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Friendship is the key to everything

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Our craziness made us best friends.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।