Funny Quotes / Friends

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.