Funny Quotes / Friends

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

All the best people are crazy.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।