Funny Quotes / Friends

All the best people are crazy.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Friendship is the key to everything

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.