Funny Quotes / Friends

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Happiness is having crazy friends.