Funny Quotes / Friends

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Friendship is the key to everything

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।