Funny Quotes / Friends

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.