Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.