Funny Quotes / Friends

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.