Funny Quotes / Friends

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.