Funny Quotes / Friends

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.