Funny Quotes / Friends

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

All the best people are crazy.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।