Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Friendship is the key to everything

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

All the best people are crazy.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Our craziness made us best friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Happiness is having crazy friends.