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कान्हा की शरारतें और मधुर बंसी, आपके जीवन में भर दे खुशियों की हंसी। जन्माष्टमी के इस शुभ अवसर पर, प्रेम, शांति और समृद्धि का हो वास।

Funny Quotes / Friends

Welcome to our collection of hilarious quotes for friends! Here, you'll find the perfect blend of humor and camaraderie, celebrating the joy of friendship through laughter. Share these funny quotes with your friends and create unforgettable memories together!

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Friends are our chosen family.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Our craziness made us best friends.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.