Funny Quotes / Friends

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.