Funny Quotes / Friends

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Friends are our chosen family.

Friendship is the key to everything

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

All the best people are crazy.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.