कान्हा के आगमन से झूमे यह संसार, आपके जीवन में भी हो खुशियों की बहार। दिव्य प्रेम और शांति का हो वास, जन्माष्टमी की शुभकामनाएँ, हर पल हो खास।
Funny Quotes / Friends
Welcome to our collection of hilarious quotes for friends! Here, you'll find the perfect blend of humor and camaraderie, celebrating the joy of friendship through laughter. Share these funny quotes with your friends and create unforgettable memories together!
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.
Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.
I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.
Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.
Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.
Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.
I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.
There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.
Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.
A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.
दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।
Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.
You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.
If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.
No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.
Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.
A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.
Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.
If you have crazy friends, you have everything.
Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.
डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।
दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।
Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.
Our craziness made us best friends.
दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।
You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.
You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.
We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.
I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.