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Funny Quotes / Friends
Welcome to our collection of hilarious quotes for friends! Here, you'll find the perfect blend of humor and camaraderie, celebrating the joy of friendship through laughter. Share these funny quotes with your friends and create unforgettable memories together!
You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!
Best friends are those who greet with an insult.
Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.
Happiness is having crazy friends.
A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.
Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.
God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.
Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.
Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.
Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.
Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.
Our craziness made us best friends.
You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.
Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.
The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.
You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.
दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।
सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।
If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.
A true friend stabs you in the front.
बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।
Every tall girl needs a short best friend.
No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.
The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.
Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.
Friendship is being equally annoying.
A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.
Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.
When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.
Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.