Funny Quotes / Friends

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.