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कण कण में विष्णु बसें जन जन में श्रीराम प्राणों में माँ जानकी मन में बसे हनुमान ! जय श्री राम

Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

All the best people are crazy.