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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Friends are our chosen family.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

All the best people are crazy.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.