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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Friendship is being equally annoying.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.