Funny Quotes / Friends

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Our craziness made us best friends.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.