Funny Quotes / Friends

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friends are our chosen family.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.