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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Our craziness made us best friends.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।