Funny Quotes / Friends

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Friends are our chosen family.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.