Funny Quotes / Friends

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

All the best people are crazy.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Friends are our chosen family.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.