Funny Quotes / Friends

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।