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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

A true friend stabs you in the front.