Funny Quotes / Friends

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Friendship is the key to everything

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Friends are our chosen family.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.