Funny Quotes / Friends

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

All the best people are crazy.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.