Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Friends are our chosen family.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।