Funny Quotes / Friends

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Friendship is the key to everything

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

A true friend stabs you in the front.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।