Funny Quotes / Friends

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

All the best people are crazy.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.