Funny Quotes / Friends

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Friends are our chosen family.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Happiness is having crazy friends.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।