Funny Quotes / Friends

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Friendship is the key to everything

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.