Funny Quotes / Friends

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Our craziness made us best friends.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.