Funny Quotes / Friends

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.